work haikus

The paragraph novels has the best links to cool, yet useless shit on the web. I'm a lazy web-surfer, so I just leech off of his research. Today, I went to WorkHaiku.com, and spent at least an hour scrolling through the haikus there. I made two submissions of my own:


I'll soon be your boss
even though I am younger
work for me now, bitch!

Well, I like my boss,
but I want to fit in here.
"Die, Jerk!!!" How was that?


I'm useless on Fridays.