nothing really

The bartender put the glass on the table and then stopped. Looking at the man next to me, he said, "You ordered a vodka with soda, right?"
"Yeah."
"With lime or lemon?"
"Lime."
I leaned over and said, "You should have ordered it with lime."
"I did."
Smirking drunkenly, I replied, "Well, la-de-fucking-da." What a putz.